The first few months went by with the normal problems you experience with a young dog, the constant digging in the back yard, chewing on the furniture and that sort of thing. The problems didn’t stop there. The more he grew in size the more things he could reach and that wasn’t just the plants on the dining table. It was from this time on that he really did earn the name Thief.
For example when I was cooking dinner and left the beefsteak on the bench top ready to go in the pan. The moment I turned my back to get something out of the cupboard I heard something behind me. When I turned around only one beefsteak was left and Gentle was in the backyard fantasising over a delicious meal. When I tried to take it of him hem swallowed it in one gulp. I had never experienced anything like this with Bromo and Dieng. They never took anything from the table or kitchen workbench.
Cees made a plate for over the sink so I could defrost the meat there. I also bought a preserving lid (the type you use for cakes etc) to keep food away from prying eyes and a mousetrap for the foot peddle on the kitchen disposal. The mousetrap succeeded in scaring him away from the kitchen disposal. To keep him from spreading the contents of the garbage bin over the entire backyard we had to put a heavy paving stone on the lid.
Because I was not thorough in the use of all these antitheft measures he often found something the steal. With the disappearance of a tart and guess what, the tell tale signs of cream on Bromo’s nose gave him away too. He had also discovered the rewards of snooping around the kitchen for something to eat.
Oh guess what else is delicious, herb butter and not just a lick the complete block thank you very much! That was just the other day (It just happened to be left on the table).
The next day we kept an eye on him just in case he succumbed to diarrhoea, but to our surprise he didn’t and we were even more surprised when he finally did do it, sniffed at it a little and then decided to eat it for the second time. It certainly must have been delicious. One thing was certain, there was nothing wrong with his intestines.
The situation is now so bad that anything on the bench top is vulnerable. I spent 5 minutes with him trying to explain why he should give me the kitchen knife back. I didn’t want to just take it from him that could do more damage than good. I finally won him over with a block of cheese. He triumphantly looked a Bromo as if to say, told you I would get what I wanted, while walking to the fridge to get his reward. I could fill a couple of pages with much of the same mischief he gets up to but I don’t want it to seem like I going on and on.
Our Gentle is a THIEF in heart and Soul.
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